i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
don’t encourage him
I don’t need a perfect relationship. I just need someone who won’t give up on me.
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open
timmy turner could’ve avoided so much bullshit by wishing his teacher didn’t believe in fairies
There was an episode where that happened and it turned out that fairy magic was powered by Mr. Crocker’s obsession with fairies.